I hope Virtual Bert catches on. Virtual Bert has been on the Bert site for quite some time but it just doesn’t catch on. Maybe this Virtual Bert is a bad idea. A waste of time most certainly.
I also would like to find the time to work on the "traceroute clock". It would be the ultimate waste off time and that is why its not on the agenda. Its even worse than the Bert’s Secure Reverse Polish DNS Calculator (BSRPDNSC), wich actually may become the only implementation of white lies, if time permits.