The secret-wg’s contribution to the Scotch BOF:

There is this mess that is almost a soap
About addresses, routing, called ROAP
Heat your box, if you dare
or your wire, I don’t care
Drink a Scotch and there will always be hope

(for the universal deployment …. &c &c)

See www.secret-wg.org/Secret-Archive/ for more geeky limericks.