Remember the stapler… That and those damned TPS reports lead to the fire that destroyed Initech.

It seems that Samir Nagheenanajar and Michael Bolton might have inspired the developer of the Corporate Ipsum Dashboard widget.

What would life be without TPS reports filled with paragraphs of texts, see below, that can only be found on those callendars with pictures with big black frames and ‘Big Words’ in big white fonts. Now… there is an idea for a Dashboard Widget. If only  Despair wouldn’t have had a “parody generator” of their own.

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