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a long long time ago
i can still remember
when my laptop could connect elsewhere
and i tell you all there was a day
the network card i threw away
had a purpose – and worked for you and me….
But 18 years completely wasted
with each address we’ve aggregated
the tables overflowing
the traffic just stopped flowing….
And now we’re bearing all the scars
and all my traceroutes showing stars…
the packets would travel faster in cars…
the day….the routers died
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try
Now did you write an RFC
That dictated how we all should be
Did we listen like we should that day
Now were you back at RIPE fifty-four
Where we heard the same things months before
And the people knew they’d have to change their ways….
And we – knew that all the ISPs
Could be – future proof for centuries
But that was then not now
Spent too much time playing WoW
ooh there was time we sat on IRC
Making jokes on how this day would be
Now there’s no more use for TCP
The day the routers died…
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try
I remember those old days I mourn
Sitting in my room, downloading porn
Yeah that’s how it used to be….
When the packets flowed from A to B
via routers that could talk IP
There was data..that could be exchanged between you and me….
Oh but – I could see you all ignore
The fact – we’d fill up IPv4
But we all lost the nerve
And we got what we deserved!
And while…we threw our network kit away
And wished we’d heard the things they say
Put all our lives in disarray
The day…the routers died…
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try
Saw a man with whom I used to peer
Asked him to rescue my career
He just sighed and turned away..
I went down to the net cafe
that I used to visit everyday
But the man there said I might as well just leave…
And now we’ve all lost our purpose..
my cisco shares completely worthless…
No future meetings for me
At the Hotel Krasnapolsky
and the men that make us push and push
Like Geoff Huston and Randy Bush
Should’ve listened to what they told us….
The day…the routers….died
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55
Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die
IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh
But I spose we’d better give it a try
I suppose we’d better give it a try
Words and performance by Gary Feldman
Ik ben er uit. Ik hoef niet bij het republikeins genootschap. Ik noem mezelf:
Gedoogmonarchist
Remember the stapler… That and those damned TPS reports lead to the fire that destroyed Initech.
It seems that Samir Nagheenanajar and Michael Bolton might have inspired the developer of the Corporate Ipsum Dashboard widget.
What would life be without TPS reports filled with paragraphs of texts, see below, that can only be found on those callendars with pictures with big black frames and ‘Big Words’ in big white fonts. Now… there is an idea for a Dashboard Widget. If only Despair wouldn’t have had a “parody generator” of their own.
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I use a Unix based OS which means that I get laid as often as I reboot my computer.Q
If evolution worked it would have provided cats with a middlefinger.
I recently bought "The Real Frank Zappa Book", the autobiography ofa musician I admire for his music (I will probably blog about thatanother time).
On page 104/105 the Plaster Casters are introduced:
The way the Paster-Casters worked was, one of them would mix the goo while the other one gave the guy a blow job. As you can imagine, this sort of thing requires a scientific sense of timing
The blow-job girl had to take her mouth off the guy’s dick at the precise moment the other one slammed the container full of glob onto the end of it, holding it ther until it hardened enough to make a good mold. Cynthia wouldn’t blow the guys, that was the other girl’s assignment. Cynthia mixed the goo.
One of the reasons the web is such a fabulous place is that Cynthia has her own website.
The guy in the picture shows that postitioning your keyboard to high and using an HP730 can lead to severe repetative strain.
Earlier I wrote that Bert submitted an April 1 RFC. Unfortunatelly it will not be published. The reason given is its length, and I must admit it was somewhat bulky. Below is the response from the RFC Editor. I obfuscated parts of the mail so that the members of the Secret Working Groups are not disclosed and we still have a possibility to publish the idea in a condensed form somewhere else.
We feel that this is too large and ponderous to fit into the
mold of April 1 RFCs. We do appreciate the satire on ******
****, but publication as an RFC does not seem like the
right venue for this. For one thing, it would be hard to
justify the resources for publishing a 36 page April 1 RFC.
Thank you for your submission.
RFC Editor
